new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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