i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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