I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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