I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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