But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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