It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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