Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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