Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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