i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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