It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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