We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
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