lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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