I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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