so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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