i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
