happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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