Whoa Z and x make the same sound
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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