stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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