ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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