I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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