Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I see more hoeing in ur future
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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