she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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