Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
