i just google imaged poop.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Randomize
