I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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