I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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