So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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