she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Randomize
