She said her name was "party"
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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