he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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