That's intense
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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