Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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