she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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