I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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