i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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