You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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