I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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