dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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