i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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