I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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