I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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