Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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