she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
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