My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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