Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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