if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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