I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
