Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I am available for nakedness
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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