I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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