You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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