i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Randomize
