Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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