whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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