Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Randomize
