She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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