meet me or not, i'm out of control
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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