I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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